im not ashamed to admit that id let 26 year old Joe Biden hit it
welcome to my twisted ankle

(Source: bewbin)



Today my snake turned 2

Snake in a hat


like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss

you: i dont like nicki minaj
me: who hurt u


[takes 4 shots of whiskey before 11 am] The world IS a beautiful place and I AM no longer afraid to die