m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

*sexy messy hair* *spills martini on my child*

(Source: coolbirdpic)

Not even pregnant, just eatin’ good

(Source: cyberho)

awwww-cute:

The more the merrier
dilfgod:

u got any dr pepper