raise ur hand if you’re ready to ditch your body and become a sentient cloud of cosmic gas

(Source: handaxe)

unclefather:

forbidden love

teenageiconophile:

*seduces the president so i can find out the truth about aliens*

clamjob:

i can help whoever’s next
addelburgh:

farewell
i loved artpop!!!!!!!

997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

420dongsquad:

hello cats hello cats hello cats hello cats
221cbakerstreet:

does he even have a ticket
awwww-cute:

This pile of folds is too tired to party